Florence

Kitty: meow
cartman : no kitty this is my pot pie
Kitty : meow
cartman : NOO KITTY U BAD KITTY *meow* NOO KITTY THIS IS MY
POT PIEE! MUM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!
liaane : well then i know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mummy tonight



i've always wondered y did cartman's mum said wat she said. while i was listening to it in the car *ping* it hit me. as u know cartman's mum is a slut doe-who-cannot-keep-her-legs-shut ( as said by Chief Running Water) and wat dildos are used for. while listening i remember a time, many many eons ago ( last year) i was with erica and i went up to kimberly she was with iffa and tham. the memory so fresh in my mind
then i asked her

me: kim, wats a dildo?
kim: omg, erica! u told her?
erica: i didnt! i dint tell her anything!!
iffa : aiyoyo u ar
erica: really i swear i nv say anything
me: err, i heard it on south park. and rachel and eunice duwan tell me wat it is so i asked u
tham: wats a dildo lei?

~ then kim went on to explain wat kind of " toy" it is, how long it is and wats it made of and uh.. how people used it ~

-_-"

ahh as i was saying. then it hit me, since cartman's mum is a doe-who-cannot-keep-her-legs-shut and kitty was being a dildo.. think wat are dildos used for.. cartman mum.. and in bed.. *cough* get wat i mean?

Eric Cartman the spoiled, rude, loudmout, sadist, ill-tempered, insensitive, racist , loudmouthed, lazy, fat big boned, and very manipulative frm South Park